Sunday, February 8, 2009

Murphy's Laws

Murphy's Original Law If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy's Law If anything can go wrong -- it will.

Murphy's First Corollary Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Second Corollary It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy's Constant Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

The Murphy Philosophy Smile... tomorrow will be worse.



I am sure you would have smiled for atleast one of these laws!! :-)

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Yes, I definitely smiled on most of them.

The fact is, though we smile at Murphy's laws, they are true on a lot of occasions!